Junior Wildmen 0-2 No Talent All-Stars

Week 4: 19/10/06

Referee Weather Gate
Ike Smiley
Breeze
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The scoreless and pointless Junior Wildmen played host to the No Talent All-Stars with morale at Lard Land low following a poor loss to the expansion Tabard Delight. The All-Stars outlasted the In D.A. N/a Police Dolts in a narrow victory. The last clash between the two sides brought about the first win for the All-Stars, ending a streak of 5 Wildmen victories.

The game opened with an explosive first drive, as the All-Stars moved the ball at will. The home team never laid a hand on the ball-carrier as Svetlana Domina continued her good sophmore season with her fifth touchdown of the year. The Wildmen were unable to get the ball past midfield and when Horny Wildman the notorious Minotaur was taken out of the game by Kaneris N'Gillthrog the Ogre, the odds were stacked against the struggling Wildmen. They were not helped when a pass from Catcher Mr Cock Knocker was picked off by Domina and returned for a second score before the break.

The second half would have been an exercise in ball control for the home team had they been in the lead. As they weren't, all it meant was that they were unable to punch the rock in for a consolation score though they did manage to reach as close as the one yard line before the ball was knocked loose from Knocker's possession. The game ended with a comfortable 2-0 victory for the All-Stars that continued their title challenge in the ADA West.

Star player Speedy McSpeedy failed to make the line-up after succumbing to a niggling injury.

Svetlana Domina became the second All-Stars player to reach 50 career dodges while Tom Flid is the 4th All-Stars player to notch 100 blocks in a career.

GAME STATS

 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
No Nads
0
0
1
0
       
         
Total
0
0
1
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Mr Cock Knocker
16
2
1
0
No Nads
4
1
0
0
Mr Large Horn
0
0
3
1
Randy McRandy
0
0
1
1
Mr Jeffrey
0
0
1
0
Mr Small Balls
0
0
1
0
Arse
0
0
1
0
Total
20
3
8
2
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Woody Wildman
9
5
0
0
Mr Large Horn
9
3
0
1
Horny Wildman
6
2
0
0
Mr Jeffrey
3
2
0
0
Randy McRandy
3
1
0
1
Mr Small Balls
2
2
1
0
Brian O'Hanrahanrahan
2
1
0
3
Arse
1
0
0
0
Mr Cock Knocker
0
0
0
2
Mr Big Balls
0
0
0
1
       
Total
35
16
1
8
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
No Nads
3
1
1
0
Mr Cock Knocker
0
0
1
1
Total
3
1
2
1
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Mr Cock Knocker
3
1
1
2
Horny Wildman
0
0
0
1
No Nads
0
0
0
1
Total
3
1
1
4
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
 
       
Total
0
0
0
 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Svetlana Domina
2
0
0
1
Kaneris N'Gillthrog
0
1
0
0
Aenarion Swift
0
0
1
0
Total
2
1
1
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Svetlana Domina
18
3
3
1
Eiowol Talinne
7
1
1
0
Aenarion Swift
2
1
4
0
Jack Hour
0
0
0
1
         
         
         
Total
27
5
8
2
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Tom Flid
5
4
1
3
Freddy Brewkski
5
3
0
2
Kaneris N'Gillthrog
4
2
0
0
Samuel Magnusson
3
2
0
1
Svetlana Domina
3
1
1
1
Aenarion Swift
2
1
0
0
Grak Hedsplitta
2
1
0
0
Verkampf "Rat Destroyer"
1
0
0
2
Jack Hour
1
0
0
1
Eiowol Talinne
1
0
0
2
Vile Rotgut
0
0
0
2
Total
27
14
2
14
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Aenarion Swift
3
1
1
0
       
Total
21
2
3
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Jack Hour
3
1
1
1
Svetlana Domina
0
0
0
1
       
Total
3
1
1
2
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
Verkampf "Rat Destroyer"
1
1
1
 
Total
1
1
1