In D.A. N/a Police Dolts 2-3 No Talent All-Stars

Week 3: 09/08/06

Referee Weather Gate
Barry Spite
N/a
83k

The first cross-conference match of the 2006 season took place at The Cell where the All-Stars were in town for the first time. The All-Stars have never dropped a single point in a cross-conference game. The Dolts picked up four points in cross-conference games last season but unlike their opponents were coming into the match off a loss, in the game against the Mutineers. The All-Stars did though arrive behind the Dolts in the pecking order having only recorded a couple of draws to date.

The match was a barrage of lightning fast attacking play with defences on both sides struggling to contain high octane offensive players. That was evident from the opening moments as the Dolts recorded one of the fastest touchdowns ever, Salina Black their unstoppable scoring machine ran in a score before the All-Stars could make a move to react. The visitors managed to recover though, rolling forward until Svetlana Domina equalised. In the midst of all the goal-line action, perhaps the key point of the match was a tackle by Magnus Samuelson on Salina Black that badly hurt the catcher, eliminating the main scoring threat from the game. The half was ended with a second All-Stars touchdown, again through Domina.

The second half was just as back and forth, an early score from Witch Elf "High" Lady Venice tied up the score very quickly but with half of the second period remaining, the All-Stars again went ahead, this time through Aenarion Swift. Surprisingly that was the end of the scoring as the All-Stars finally put a defensive front up and a last ditch attempt to even up the score failed when Gordon Harbine was unable to slip a tackle zone.

Sven Andersson missed the game as a result of an injury picked up in a previous match. Bobby "Blue" Eyes was prevented from participating by a niggling injury. The Chaos Gods removed All-Stars Troll Slayer Freddy Brewski from the match midway through the second half.

Verkampf "Rat Destroyer" has exceeded 200 Blocks while Eiowol Talinne has already thrown enough passing yards to have the 10th most productive passing yard season to date after just three games.

 

GAME STATS

 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Salina Black
1
0
0
0
"High" Lady Venice
1
0
0
0
Tylana Sureflight
0
0
3
0
       
       
Total
2
0
3
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Salina Black
16
2
2
0
Grunthor
7
1
1
0
Tylana Sureflight
6
2
0
0
Gordon Harbine
5
1
0
1
"High" Lady Venice
1
1
1
0
A'Argch
1
1
0
0
Snurg "The Great"
0
0
1
0
Total
36
8
5
1
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Talnoy
6
4
1
3
Grunthor
6
2
1
2
Smack
6
2
1
1
"High" Lady Venice
6
2
0
0
Gordon Harbine
5
2
0
1
Snurg "The Great"
4
3
0
2
Arshwin
1
1
0
0
A'Argch
1
0
0
2
Simpson
1
0
0
0
Tylana Sureflight
1
0
0
0
Vermino
0
0
0
2
"Rob's" Gay Dad
0
0
0
1
Total
37
16
3
14
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Tylana Sureflight
23
3
3
0
Total
23
3
3
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Salina Black
12
2
2
1
Gordon Harbine
11
1
1
0
A'Argch
0
0
0
2
Vermino
0
0
0
2
Tylana Sureflight
0
0
0
1
Arshwin
0
0
0
1
Total
23
3
3
7
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
 
       
Total
0
0
0
 
 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Svetlana Domina
2
0
0
0
Aenarion Swift
1
0
0
0
Verkampf "Rat Destroyer"
0
1
0
0
Samuel Magnusson
0
1
0
0
Eiowol Talinne
0
0
2
0
Total
3
2
2
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Svetlana Domina
24
3
2
0
Eiowol Talinne
17
2
0
0
Aenarion Swift
9
1
3
0
Jack Hour
0
0
1
1
Samuel Magnusson
0
0
1
0
Thor Graveman
0
0
1
0
Thaleus Thunderman
-1
1
0
1
Total
49
7
8
2
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Kaneris N'Gillthrog
10
5
0
1
Verkampf "Rat Destroyer"
7
3
0
1
Tom Flid
6
4
0
1
Samuel Magnusson
5
3
1
0
Freddy Brewski
4
1
0
2
Jack Hour
3
2
2
3
Steve Gloid
2
1
0
1
Aenarion Swift
1
1
1
1
Thor Graveman
1
1
0
0
Grak Hedsplitta
1
0
0
1
Vile Rotgut
0
0
0
1
Svetlana Domina
0
0
0
1
Total
40
21
4
13
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Eiowol Talinne
12
2
2
0
Total
12
2
2
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Svetlana Domina
7
1
1
1
Aenarion Swift
5
1
1
1
Thaleus Thunderarm
0
0
0
2
Kaneris N'Gillthrog
0
0
0
1
Grak Hedsplitta
0
0
0
1
       
Total
12
2
2
6
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
Vile Rotgut
1
1
0
Total
1
1
0