Revenue Stealers 1-0 Boxer Rebellion

Week 4: 18/10/06

Referee Weather Gate
Michel Lubricant
None
79k

The Revenue Stealers faced up to their first home match of the season, coming into it on a two game losing streak. The close losses to the Tragedy and previously the Bomb Squad were the first the franchise had ever suffered in the regular season. The Boxer Rebellion came into the game on the back of their first ever victory, against the expansion Team Stupidity. The Stealers had owned the matchup between the sides last season, with a 2-0 victory in the corresponding fixture and a later 5-2 demolition.

The game opened brutally for the visitors. The Stealers had been burned badly by fan invasions during their loss to the Tragedy and the home support had clearly looked for vengeance against the hapless Rebellion side. A mass invasion killed Apothecary Dr Death as he was caught unawares by the bloodthirsty horde. It was a sign of the way the first period would go, with the Stealers dominating the early going thanks to a tackle in the Rebellion backfield turning into a score for Ninja Xiao Xiao. En route, Amazon Blitzer Schnoo Schnoo injured High Elf Catcher "Prince" Kev "The Moron". The Stealers went on to inflict further pain on their opposition with Skaven Lineman "Rather Ratty" Reg being taken out of the game while Gnoll Lineman "Slippery" Steve was subjected to far worse. A block from Ponce de Leon looked hard but fair and without support from the medical staff as the Apothecary was already being carted off to the Shrine, there was no support on hand to save Steve from slipping off himself.

Neither side could put much together in the second half, with the Rebellion passing game being particularly ineffective as handling and footing errors prevented either side from threatening another score. The game petered out somewhat, with the damage having been done in the first half to secure the Revenue Stealer's first victory of the season.

The Revenue Stealers were missing Linemen Dioufi, Harrison Hayner, and Fabien Degravson as a result of injuries sustained in the Tragedy game.

 

GAME STATS

 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Xiao Xiao
1
1
0
0
Schnoo Schnoo
0
1
0
0
Ramasees
0
1
0
0
Ponce de Leon
0
1
0
0
Johnny Bomb
0
0
1
0
Total
1
5
1
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Xiao Xiao
21
2
3
0
Johnny Bomb
12
2
2
1
Tim Harrington
3
1
1
0
Schnoo Schnoo
0
0
2
0
Mogwai
0
0
1
1
Ramasees
0
0
1
0
Fullerene
0
0
0
1
Ponce de Leon
-2
1
1
0
         
Total
10
6
11
3
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Gal'ak
7
5
0
0
Xiao Xiao
4
3
3
0
Seth Jabour
4
3
0
1
The Jewde
4
2
0
0
Ramasees
4
1
0
0
Schnoo Schnoo
2
1
0
1
Tim Harrington
1
1
0
1
Fullerene
1
1
0
0
Ponce de Leon
1
1
0
0
Johnny Bomb
0
0
0
1
Total
28
18
3
4
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Johnny Bomb
2
1
1
0
       
Total
2
1
1
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Ponce de Leon
2
1
1
0
Johnny Bomb
0
0
0
2
Fullerene
0
0
0
1
Tim Harrington
0
0
0
1
Total
2
1
1
4
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
 
       
Total
0
0
0
 
 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
         
         
         
         
         
Total
0
0
0
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
"Rather Ratty" Reg
13
2
0
0
Larry "The Launcher"
4
1
2
0
"NITBS" Barry
1
1
1
0
Lord Khunt
0
0
4
0
"What d'yer Say" Willie
0
0
2
0
"Slippery" Steve
0
0
1
0
Joe Lineman
0
0
1
0
"Racist" Ronnie
0
0
1
0
Buttplug
0
0
1
0
Total
18
4
13
0
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Lord Khunt
4
1
0
0
Larry "The Launcher"
3
0
0
0
"Mumbling" Mick
2
1
0
2
"Flatulent" Phil
2
1
0
1
Joe Lineman
2
1
0
0
Buttplug
2
0
0
1
"NITBS" Barry
1
1
0
1
"Prince" Kev
1
0
0
0
"Slippery" Steve
1
0
0
0
"Hack Phlegm" Morris
0
0
0
1
Total
18
5
0
6
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Larry "The Launcher"
0
0
4
0
"Racist" Ronnie
0
0
1
0
Total
0
0
5
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
"Hack Phlegm" Morris
0
0
0
1
Larry "The Launcher"
0
0
0
1
"Rather Ratty" Reg
0
0
0
1
"What d'yer Say" Willie
0
0
0
1
Total
22
4
4
6
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
"Flatulent" Phil
1
0
0
Total
1
0
0