Team Stupidity 1-3 Hotspur Hacks

Week 1: 15/07/06

Referee Weather Gate
Ilysium Thunder
Breezy
50k

The second match in the ADF East saw the Hotspur Hacks travelling to Stupidity Stadium where both sides will have been aware of the Punchers emphatic victory to open the Conference. Neither Stupidity nor the Hacks have any prior form, and the squads on display in this match were all rookies.

The game itself ended up being fairly one-sided in terms of the scoreline but Team Stupidity showed a physicality that the other ADF East teams may struggle to compete with. From the opening kick-off, the Hacks were on the attack. A nice passing combination between catchers Scoop Sopwith and Valentine Kelly saw Kelly, an Amazon, burst unimpeded into the end zone for a very early score. Stupidity appeared to be less prepared than their opponents, their own drive in response ending swiftly and concluding in a touchdown for Scoop Sopwith. The 2-0 scoreline remained until the break The second period was far closer as the weight of the Stupidity blocking game began to take its toll. Top Krush pick Cuddles the Minotaur Blocker led by example with a couple of casualties but Stupidity continued to find it difficult to move the ball. Another score for Kelly put the game beyond doubt but that was not quite the end of the game. The home side continued to focus on blocking and managed to reduce their opponents to just three active players on the pitch. Somewhat satisfied with their day's work, a bit of ball action allowed blitzer Pedwino Girlie-Man to register a consolation score.

The visitors showed decent medical preparation, managing to patch up the squad fully despite taking 4 casualties. Team Stupidity entered the game without SuperDave "The Awesome" who was injured in practice.

 

GAME STATS

 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Pedwino Girlie-Man
1
0
0
0
Cuddles
0
2
0
0
Weiner Johnson
0
1
0
0
Bob Smith
0
1
0
0
       
Total
1
4
0
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Pedwino Girlie-Man
6
2
0
0
Stumpy McGee
6
1
0
0
Eduardo
6
1
0
0
Bob Smith
0
0
2
1
         
         
       
Total
18
4
2
1
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Cuddles
12
10
0
1
Woo Woo
8
6
0
0
Och McScotty
6
4
0
1
Brian Warmbottom
6
1
0
3
Stumpy McGee
5
4
0
1
Eduardo
4
3
0
1
Bob Smith
3
2
0
3
Pedwino Girlie-Man
3
2
0
0
Willy Thomspson
3
0
0
2
Ravage Meplz
2
2
0
0
Harry "The Tan"
2
0
0
0
Weiner Johnson
1
1
0
0
Fred Lewis
1
1
0
0
Total
56
36
0
12
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
         
         
         
Total
0
0
0
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Pedwino Girlie-Man
0
0
0
2
Stumpy McGee
0
0
0
2
Total
0
0
0
4
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
 
Weiner Johnson
1
1
0
Ravage Meplz
1
1
0
Harry "The Tan"
1
1
0
Total
3
3
0
 
 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Valentine Kelly
2
0
0
0
Scoop Sopwith
1
0
1
0
Robby Wyman
0
1
0
0
Aaron Edgar
0
1
0
0
Sparrow Keane
0
0
1
0
Total
3
2
2
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Valentine Kelly
21
2
0
0
Scoop Sopwith
12
2
2
1
Sparrow Keane
1
1
1
0
Robby Wyman
0
0
4
0
Face King
0
0
1
0
TJ Treguard
0
0
1
0
Garside "The Great"
0
0
1
0
Total
34
5
10
1
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Paxman
6
6
0
2
Robby Wyman
5
4
2
0
Face King
4
4
0
0
Aaron Edgar
4
3
0
4
TJ Treguard
4
2
0
3
Einar Lightfingers
3
3
0
0
Garside "The Great"
3
2
0
1
"Lord" Dacre
3
0
0
1
Dimitar "The Scimitar"
2
1
0
0
"Baron" Patch
1
1
0
0
Sparrow Keane
1
0
0
1
Valentine Kelly
1
0
0
0
       
Total
37
26
2
12
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Sparrow Keane
6
1
1
0
Scoop Sopwith
2
1
1
0
Robby Wyman
0
0
1
0
Total
8
2
3
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Valentine Kelly
8
2
2
0
Scoop Sopwith
0
0
0
2
Robby Wyman
0
0
0
1
Total
8
2
2
3
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
       
         
Total
0
0
1