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Right, they’ve gone!

Oi Oi Sniff

Easy Scratch

Whats the gossip like this week Sniff?

Its pretty juicy this week Scratch.

What you got?

Well, I hear that the Wildmen aren’t pleased with the Muggaz this week. There appears to be some sort of grudge match going on!

Whats that?

Well, apparently, you know Horny Wildman from the Wildmen?

What the Minotaur?

Yup, that’s him. Well, do you remember that bout of food poisoning that incapacitated him for almost the entire season?

Yeah what of it?

Well, I hear that a Muggaz player was responsible!

Who! WHO!

Nah, I’d rather not say.

Oh, go on!

Oh, Okay then. Well I hear it was Mumraaaah, the Mummy Blocker who did it!

NO! Really?

Yup, I heard it from a mate of mine who works at the Muggaz ground. Says that Mumraaaah didn’t like Horny Wildman slagging off his missis.

OOoooh, now that’s not right!

I know, shes been buried for the past 25 years and apparently Mumraaaah just can’t remember where he put her! You know what his memory is like!

Like a leaky old casket I should imagine! *snigger*

Anyway…QUICK HIDE!!

Now where did I put those… WHAT THE!!...YOU TWO AGAIN!!! GET OUT BEFORE I CALL SECURITY!!