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Sorry for that SMALL interuption. Right where were we. Ah yes. Lets discuss the Krush shall we?
Krush! Krush! KRUSH! KRUSH!
Will you stop that!
Sorry, I got a bit carried away there for a second!
So, Jerry, who have you got your eye on this year?
Well…I think there are a couple of interesting choices out there this year Tom. The Commissioner, gawd bless ‘im, has obviously decided to liven things up this year.
I know. Last year was quite bland!
Anyway, the Tomb Guard looks interesting and so does that Barbarian.
Pity that, the Tomb Guards already gone.
What! WHEN!
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Well if you weren’t so self obsessed with your own reflection you’d know that he’s set sail with the Mutineers.
Damn! What about the Barbarian?
Oh no you’re all right there he’s still available.
That’s good. So, Tom, who takes your fancy this year?
Well Jerry, I like to favour a more agile approach to a player selection. I like the look of the High Elf Blitzer.
Now who’s self obsessed!…huh…he went in round one!
Whoops my bad! Sorry what I meant to say was that I’d go for the..um..Wood Elf…yeah…that’s it.
Gone!
Okay the Human Blitzer!
Gone!
Gnoll Lineman?
Gone too!
I give up!
Well all I can say is don’t give up your day job Tom.
Thanks a lot Jerry!
Well if YOU out there have any players YOU like the look of don’t hesitate to drop us a scroll at Savage Land Broadcasts! Now where have those bloody snotlings disappeared too...
Quick! Tom it’s the Savages pick!!
What! WHEN!
Now! Care to speculate on the Beejmeisters next acquisition?
No. I mean you know what he’s like. He’ll probably choose someone CRAZY!
Right, here we go Tom, lets see what the Beej will do…and the new player is….
…….*****CRASH!****……..
What the HELL was that!
Sorry. I fell off my chair!
Anyway where was I? Ah yes. And the next player is... Neffgar Golgoth!
Wow, where is the Beej getting all these thugs from??
I have no idea Tom, but to be honest who cares! With this sort of line up the Savages can’t lose!
Well I hope you’re right Jerry! I wouldn’t want to put money down just yet! Things could still get interesting in this Krush!
Well that’s it for now viewers my self and Tom will be back again soon and by that time we might have more information for you on the Savages new lineup.
This has been Jerry T Mawse…
…and Tom E Nilef reporting for Savages Land Broadcasts.