Savage Land Broadcasts
News! News! News! Whose got any news!
I have!
Go on then!
Well, how do I say this...
Go on say it!
I've been a VERY bad boy!
OK, what have you done now?
Well...I tuned into another station last night.
You WHAT! How could you Jerry!
Hey it's not my fault I needed some juicy league gossip!
Well go on then, I'm all ears!
Well it seems the Savages are not the only team to be undergoing an extensive hiring and firing policy. Our lovely neighbours the Muggaz also seem to be thinning out their team to make way for fresh blood.
So who have they signed and who has been transferred Jerry?
Well Tom, in a surprise move by the Muggaz coach, Humans Dioufi and Fullerene have been transferred to The Revenue Stealers. On the signings front it seems that there has been some shady dealings going on with a team from the Eastern conference, The Darkstalkers. Subsequently Dwarf Troll Slayer, Igror Da Zkina has apparently been transferred from the Darkstalkers for a considerable amount and Aaaarne "The Launcher" and Human Luciferase.
So it’s a straight swap for Igror then Jerry?
It seems to be just that Tom! Also two new additions have also been signed by more legal means. These include a Black Orc named Uruk and a Wood Elf named Edorath.
Hold on, hold on, go back a bit there Jerry. I thought league reports mentioned that Igror was on an extended long term contract for The Darkstalkers?
Well apparently not Tom!
So apart from Igror, what can you tell us about the other two?
Well Tom, little is known about the Black Orc Uruk other than he used to play for a nasty Orc team back in ’99, and I mean NASTY!
And the Wood Elf?
Well you should know what Elvish teams are like Tom. Always very hush hush.
So should these new players pose any kind of threat to the Savages this season Jerry?
Well Tom, judging by the performance of Igror last year, unless The Muggaz coach can put the fear of God into him, then, I don’t think there will be too much to worry about!
And Uruk and the Elf?
Well that’s tricky but we’ll just have to wait and see how they manage to settle in with their new team, then we’ll see what we’ll see!
Well that’s it for now chill blains! This has been Tom E Nilef…
…and Jerry T Mawse reporting for Savage Land Broadcasts.
Hi there. I’m Scratch and he’s Sniff
Hi
And we will hope to bring you all the goss and chat from the league dressing rooms as it comes to our attention this season…
WHAT THE…!!! Jerry get in here quick! Those BLOODY snotlings are back again!
GETOUTOFIT YOU TWO!!
Sorry about that folks. Normal service will resume shortly…........