Savage Land Broadcasts
Hi everyone this is Jerry T Mawse...
...and Tom E Nilef reporting for Savage Land Broadcasts.
We've been inundated with scrolls and manuscripts, this week, regarding the recent controversy surrounding the Savages hiring and firing so far. But we have received an interesting scroll from "Hydemonster" and he asks...
"Do the Savages think they will be able to produce the kind of performance that saw them beat the mugaz last season?"
Well Hyde lets take a look at the statistics.
I think we might need the Doc for this. Over to you Doc!
Well hello mine liddle dumplings. Today ve shall look at ze Zavages in more detail. A critical analysis of ze Zavages shows us zat ve shood expect a 75% increaze in passing vith a decline of fumbles by 50%. A increased block rate and a higher dodging performance. However, it iz yet to be zeen vhat impact ze rezent injuries to ze, how to do you zay, ze Dynamic Duo will have on ze rest of ze teamz overall performance. Ze inclusion of new playerz vill also have ze knock on effect to current statistics the effect of which I do not know! In mine own view I would zay that we shood expect a 50% chance of ze vin against ze Muggaz, a 50% chance of ze loss against ze Muggaz and a von hundred percent chance zat I could be just plain wrong about everyzing I have just zed!
Well I hope that has answered your question for you Hyde.
If not, tough, because I didn't understand a word of that Tom!
Well this has been Tom E Nilef...
...and Jerry T Mawse reporting for Savage Land Broadcasts.