Week 1: 28/05/06
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The opening game in the 2006 season saw the two sides that failed to make it to the post-season in the ADF South at the end of the 2005 season. The Panzerbourne were taking to the field for the first time under new head coach Mr Tinkles, the third coach the franchise has had in as many years. The Panzerbourne had the best of the meetings in 2005 but the Principals were able to turn the tables to get their first victory since a week 3 match in 2005 against the Bomb Squad. The visitors were hampered by missing the two-time defending Most Violent Player Bubba Ho-Tep through a niggling injury as well as Legoland. For their part the Principals were without leading passer Mina Murray for the same reason.
The match was a close one, and it was only a combination of inspirational coaching and time expiring that kept the Principals in front. Star player Rudolf Nureyev scored the only touchdown of the game and in the process moved past 200 rushing yards in his career. Former first overall pick Rt. Hon Michael Howard moved passed 50 knockdowns in his career to date. The only Casualty of the game came when Mr Darcy of the Principals trod on a mine, the blast Badly Hurt team-mate Smoove B.
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Scoring | TDs |
CAS |
CMP |
INT |
| Rudolf Nureyev |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| Total |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Rushing |
Rush |
Att |
Dodge |
Fall |
| Smoove B |
8 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| Rudolf Nureyev |
6 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
| Huckleberry |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
| Skipper |
2 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
| Mr Darcy |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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| Total |
19 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
Blocking |
Block |
Down |
T |
S |
"That Guy With The Hair" |
10 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
Hardcore Scree |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
Hoody McIcky |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
Skipper |
3 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
Macho Man Randy Savage |
3 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
Hulk Hogan |
2 |
1 |
0 |
5 |
Rudolf Nureyev |
2 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
Doom |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
Bubble |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| Huckleberry |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| Jonny Gloom |
1 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
| Mr Darcy |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
Total |
39 |
17 |
2 |
17 |
Passing |
Yds |
Cmp |
Att |
Int'd |
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| Total |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Receiving/Handling |
Yds |
Rec |
Att |
Fum |
Smoove B |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
Skipper |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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| Total |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
Fouling |
Foul |
Dam |
S/O |
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| Total |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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Scoring |
TDs |
CAS |
CMP |
INT |
| Joe Montana |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| Total |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
Rushing |
Rush |
Att |
Dodge |
Fall |
| Monty |
11 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
| Murali |
2 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| Michael Howard |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| Linford |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| Hulk Hogan |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| "The" Crazy Frog |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| Joe Montana |
-2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| Total |
11 |
4 |
5 |
0 |
Blocking |
Block |
Down |
T |
S |
"The" Crazy Frog |
11 |
4 |
0 |
4 |
Hulk Hogan |
7 |
5 |
0 |
5 |
Michael Howard |
7 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
Ultimate Warrior |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
Linford |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
Harry Wahles |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
Willem Dafoe |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
Fatima |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
Murali |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Joe Montana |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
Monty |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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| Total |
41 |
16 |
0 |
18 |
Passing |
Yds |
Cmp |
Att |
Int'd |
Joe Montana |
4 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
| Total |
4 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
Receiving/Handling |
Yds |
Rec |
Att |
Fum |
Monty |
4 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
Joe Montana |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
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| Total |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
Fouling |
Foul |
Dam |
S/O |
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| Total |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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