PAIN Corp 2-2 Revenue Stealers

Week 1: 16/06/06

Referee Weather Gate
Dargon "The Grudgewielder"
Drizzle
100k

An incredible 100,000 fans turned out at the newly expanded Goblet of Sorrows to watch the clash between the PAIN Corp and the still undefeated in the regular season Revenue Stealers. Having reached the semi-finals last season, the Stealers are again favourites for the ADF North.

The game was a close one, with neither side ever being in dominant control. PAIN Corp ate most of the first half clock with a long drive that was eventually finished off by their all-time top scorer Granite Sheetkicker. A pitch invasion from the visiting support injured The Big Boss Man and cleared a hole in the PAIN defence but the Stealers were unable to capitalise due in part to a cunningly laid trampoline trap. The second half was a relatively high scoring affair, long passing plays from Johnny Bomb leading to scores from Xiao Xiao and Schnoo Schnoo formed the sandwich around first round Krush pick Taliona Raven's debut score for the Corp.

Casius Slay of PAIN Corp missed the game due to a niggling injury. The Big Boss Man picked up a hamstring injury and is confirmed as out of the next match. Hamstring strains are known to cause niggling injuries.

During the match, Johnny "John Long" Bomb exceeded 150 all-time passing yards, in just 10 competitive matches. Amazon Blitzer Schnoo Schnoo's combination with Bomb has worked sufficiently well for Schnoo to have taken over the number one spot all-time for receiving yardage. Schnoo Schnoo has also now exceeded 50 Dodges and 10 Falls, and is the fastest player to reach either of those landmarks to date.

GAME STATS

 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Granite Sheetkicker
1
0
0
0
Taliona Raven
1
0
0
0
         
Total
2
0
0
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Taliona Raven
26
2
1
0
Granite Sheetkicker
10
1
0
0
Bill Barrington
0
0
3
1
Leonora Snugglebum
0
0
1
0
Dobbin Ruud
0
0
1
0
 
 
Total
36
3
6
1
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
Kazek "The Impolite"
9
7
0
2
Gha'rosh Bloodfist
8
6
1
1
Henry "Bottom" Lee
8
6
0
1
Leonora Snugglebum
8
4
0
0
Norbert Norrington
5
3
0
2
Dobbin Ruud
4
3
0
1
The Big Boss Man
2
1
0
2
Taliona Raven
2
1
0
0
Jo Moe'man
1
1
0
1
Knut Knutson
1
1
0
0
Bill Barrington
1
0
0
0
Total
49
32
1
11
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
       
Total
0
0
0
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Gha'rosh Bloodfist
0
0
0
2
Taliona Raven
0
0
0
1
 
Total
0
0
0
3
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
  
Joe Moe'ma
2
2
0
  
Hernando Holmes
1
1
0
  
Norbert Norrington
1
1
0
  
Taliona Raven
1
0
1
  
Dobbin Ruud
1
0
0
  
Total
6
4
1
  
 
Scoring
TDs
CAS
CMP
INT
Xiao Xiao
1
1
0
0
Schnoo Schnoo
1
0
0
0
Johnny Bomb
0
0
2
0
Total
2
1
2
0
Rushing
Rush
Att
Dodge
Fall
Xiao Xiao
13
2
3
2
Schnoo Schnoo
6
1
6
2
Johnny Bomb
2
2
1
0
Dioufi
0
0
1
0
Mogwai
0
0
0
2
Gal'ak
0
0
0
1
Vidar
0
0
0
1
Total
29
4
13
6
Blocking
Block
Down
T
S
The Jewde
4
4
0
3
Schnoo Schnoo
4
2
0
4
Syd Butler
4
2
0
1
Vidar
4
1
0
1
Ramasees
3
1
0
1
Gal'ak
2
2
0
3
Harrison Hayner
2
1
0
2
Seth Jabour
2
1
0
0
Xiao Xiao
1
1
1
0
Dioufi
0
0
0
1
Fullerene
0
0
0
1
Total
26
15
1
17
Passing
Yds
Cmp
Att
Int'd
Johnny Bomb
21
2
2
0
Total
21
2
2
0
Receiving/Handling
Yds
Rec
Att
Fum
Schnoo Schnoo
12
1
1
0
Xiao Xiao
9
1
1
1
Johnny Bomb
0
0
0
1
Total
11
1
1
4
Fouling
Foul
Dam
S/O
       
         
         
         
         
Total
0
0
0