The History of the In D.A. N/a Police Dolts
Year |
W |
D |
L |
F |
A |
Pts |
Conf |
Pos |
Post |
2006 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
9 |
15 |
4 |
4 |
20 |
DNQ |
2005 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
14 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
9 |
DNQ |
2004 |
4 |
0 |
4 |
12 |
13 |
12 |
2 |
6 |
QF |
2003 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
8 |
12 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
DNQ |
- 2006: The franchise posts its worst season to date, with just a single victory all season and slipping to the bottom of the ADA East Conference despite the continued good play of Salina Black. The team ends up last in rushing yards against as they are unable to stop anyone running on them.
- 2005: The Dolts become the first team to miss out on the post-season via countback against Conference rivals The Darkstalkers as a reasonable season is hampered by too many draws. Individual glory arrives for the first time in the form of Salina Black who is named Player of the Year 2005.
- 2004: A more successful second season in the league sees the Dolts qualify for the post-season with an even record at the end of the regular season. However, coaching difficulties cloud the team as The Hobo's replacement, Unfavourable, lasts just two matches before disappearing. The Enforcer takes over and manages to steer the side into the Quarter Finals but the franchise is yet to find stability.
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2003: The Dolts have a disappointing innaugural season. They finish with just four points and fail to challenge for the playoffs. They don't manage to play one game against the Mercenaries when both teams fall victim to internal disputes. Head Coach Terry Hungry is reputedly killed in a jail riot in protest at the failures.
- 2002: A community service deal between local magistrates and the AD Blood Bowl League cartel allows the In D.A. N/a Police Dolts a place in the major league for the first time.
- 2000: CEO Flames of The Cell asks Terry Hungry to set up a new team based in The Cell in return for jacuzzi priviliges. The one-time Hustler jumps at the opportunity and the In D.A. N/a Police Dolts are formed. They struggle with discipline early on but show promise.
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1999: Suffering the loss of fame and adulation, Terry Hungry goes the way of many former greats and takes up gambling. His debts lead him to crime and he is sentenced to hard labour in The Cell. The once imposing prison is surprisingly re-opened to take in a wave of petty thugs. There is no conspiracy but many fine former athletes find themselves simultaneously detained in the same facility.
- 1997: With Terry Hungry (or God as his coaches call him) winning games single-handedly, the Dolts seem sure to capture a major championship until a crippling knee injury sustained while signing autographs ends the star player's career. The Hustlers never recover their former glory and disband in disillusion a year later.
- 1995: Having had no major success throughout their entire history, the Hustlers suddenly emerge as a Blood Bowl team of real quality. New star player Terry Hungry inspires the Hustlers to their first winning season in their nearly 30 years.
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1972: The Parolee Violators, a prison team based in notorious Class A prison, The Cell, burst onto the Blood Bowl mainstream with a single season of mutilation. They win nothing but their on-pitch crimes are so notorious that they are not invited to any tournaments and The Cell is closed down.
- 1908: The Eyebury Hustlers are formed. They have a moderate level of success in various tournaments throughout the known world but never really break into the big time. Critics claim that situating their home stadium in a library fails to generate enough passion to sustain a decent Blood Bowl team.